What manner of creature stands behind this counter
Man or machine is the big mystery
and with every transaction I cement my place in history.
My fingers dance over the register keys leaving your mouth agape
and it's not 'cause I make King Kong look like just another ape
but it's just another sale to this comics-selling alpha male.
I could sell comics to a blind man
a Wednesday warrior through and through
and you'll buy everything I tell you to.
I sell comics baby. Comics baby. Comics baby. Oooooooo.....Yeahhhhhhhh
In WW two the allies kicked nazi ass and Hitler sobbed nein, nein, nein
Just like my competition when they hang that going out of business sign.